Your brand has actually been helping me. That DJ called me sex on a biscuit. I was just a biscuit before you came along.

Barbara

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• Added: February 23, 2016

Who pays for sex, crack whores?

Lilly

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• Added: February 23, 2016

Abby: And I forgot to tell you the worst part.
Jake: What?
Abby: I had my first hot flash. Today.
Jake: Oh honey. Why does God hate you?

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• Added: February 23, 2016

Yes, that's the baby that lived in my girlfriend in your guesthouse and briefly in Taye Diggs' ball sack.

Jake

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• Added: February 23, 2016

You know what Carl said in the article? That you were lonely and desperate, because after you tried to get back together with your husband, you tried to get together with Harris, and he dumped you.

Barbara

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• Added: February 23, 2016

Why are all my middle aged women falling for younger guys? What is this, upside down world?!

Frumpkis

• Permalink: Why are all my middle aged women falling for younger guys? What is this, upside down world?!
• Added: February 23, 2016

Anyway, I need it fast, funky and sweaty, and I need it now.

Barbara

• Permalink: Anyway, I need it fast, funky and sweaty, and I need it now.
• Added: February 23, 2016

Whoa. Hello gorgeous. Love me yet?

Scott

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• Added: February 23, 2016