Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 4 Episode 14: "I Do" Quotes
[to Rachel] You and I both know how this thing ends. I don't know how, or when, and I don't care where you're living or what dope you're shacked up with. You're my girlfriend. We are endgame. I know that and you know that.
Finn
Finn: So, do you believe all that stuff you tell yourself about, you know, labels, and mature conversations, Sex and the City, really?
Rachel: You think I'm lying to you?
Finn: I think you're lying to yourself. And I think that the reason you can't really commit to Brody is because you're still in love with someone else.
Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.
Finn
Today is the day we honor St. Valentine, a man publicly beheaded for defying his government, by exchanging candies and chocolates to nonsensically render the objects of our affection more fat and less attractive.
Sue
Ryder: It's a heart pendant from the jeweler at the mall. It's pretty but it's not too expensive so she won't think you stole it.
Jake: I'm going to ignore the subtly racist overtones of that comment because you are my hero.
[to Ryder] Dude, you are like some kind of love genius. Do you spend all your time watching Lifetime?
Jake
[to Quinn] You know we always were two ends of the same bitch-goddess spectrum. Maybe that's why we love each other so much. And slap each other.
Santana
Emma: Um, Sue, I feel really scared. I feel really overwhelmed. I feel like I can't think straight. I'm just really, really worried that this isn't going to work.
Sue: Well, of course it isn't going to work. You're a weird bird lady with a hollow pelvis and OCD. And Will Schuester is a weepy man-child whose greatest joy in life is singing with children. And his best friend? 19.
[to Blaine] Tell me that's not Tina again!
Kurt
Blaine: This is just bros helping bros.
Kurt: I love it when you talk fratty.
I hate weddings. And I hate Valentine's Day. They were invented by breeders to sell cheap chocolate and false hope.
Santana
Finn: Where have you been? I asked you to come, like, an hour ago?
Rachel: I was getting a spray tan.
