God Friended Me
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Ali: Okay, let me get this straight. You're fired. You're fired. And you're probably fired.
Miles: Yep, that about sums it up.
Miles: I need to know, why did you choose me for the God Account?
Simon Hayes: I didn't choose you for anything. What the hell is the God Account?
Miles: I want things to go back to the way they were. Okay? That's what I want. That's all I want.
Arthur: Before the God Account?
Miles: Before we found out who was behind the God Account.
Arthur: Why?
Miles: Because I don't want to know anymore. I don't care. Is that crazy?
Arthur: No. That is faith.
Rakesh: How did you know where to find me today?
Pria: I hacked into your phone and tracked your location.
Rakesh: Okay, here's a thought: maybe next time, try calling the number.
The point is, when you finally figure out what you want, things have a way of working themselves out.
Arthur Finer
Rakesh: Let me guess. During your interview with Simon Hayes, you decided to tell him things you couldn't possibly know unless you knew someone on the inside, someone who told you things in confidence and assumed that they'd never be repeated!
Cara: What happened?
Rakesh: What do you think happened? He accused me of being a spy and fired me!
Boss: See, I figured out where you were getting your stories, but what I can't figure out is why you're not writing the most important one. I mean, who's behind the God Account.
Cara: Well, it's not my story to tell.
Boss: According to his podcast, you guys are close to uncovering God's identity. Is that true?
Boss: If you don't mind me asking, where are you finding them? What I mean is, these people you're profiling, they don't seem random.
Cara: Well, a good journalist never reveals their source.
Arthur: I met with Lester and one of the other board members to talk about election strategy.
Trisha: And it didn't go well?
Arthur: They suggested that it might be best if I pretended not to have an atheist son and a gay daughter.
Rakesh: So why come back to sabotage you now?
Simon Hayes: Because I'm on the verge of changing the world in a way he never could, and he can't face it. He can't admit the fact that I'm about to fulfill the dream that he walked away from, so he'd rather destroy it. And I need you to help me prevent that from happening. Can I count on you?
Look Miles, I know you probably don't want to hear this, but there is a chance you guys missed the last off-ramp to romance and now are about to stay on the Friends Freeway. Forever.
Rakesh
Yeah, I mean who knew God liked Italian?
Cara
