Nick: You gotta play by their rules?
Beth: Why?
Nick: Cuz then we get to do things our way.

How could you?

Beth [to Dean]

I told you you didn't need him.

Rio [to Beth]

Tina: I just need you to answer something.
Vance: What's that?
Tina: How do you make it through your day being such an moron?
Vance: Can we talk about this later?
Tina: Just think about my question.

Beth: What if I can't win?
Phoebe: You're a natural.
Annie: Yeah, but she doesn't know jack about politics.
Phoebe: She's great at pretending to be something she's not.

Dean: I just, I don't want the whole thing to blow up in your face.
Beth: Then wear long pants.

Nancy: I never fail.
Annie: What about your marriage?
Nancy: Excuse me?
Annie: I mean he did bone me.
Nancy: Okay.
Annie: More than once.
Nancy: Are you, are you serious?
Annie: While you were pregnant.
Nancy: It was a rough patch.
Annie: I don't know. Sounds like a pretty big fail, if you ask me.
Nancy: Got him back, didn't I?
Annie: Exactly.

Rio: So, you just do whatever Nick says, huh?
Beth: Don't you?

Beth: We know nothing about running a strip club.
Rio: Didn't know much about cars or hot tubs either.

Dave: I tried to sway the director.
Phoebe: It's not your fault.
Dave: Yeah, but it was under my watch.
Phoebe: I'm the one who lost the money.
Dave: You didn't lose it. You just got played.

Dean: Don't miss too many bedtimes. You never know how many you got left.
Beth: They don't grow up that fast.

Rio: Always want what I already have, huh?
Nick: Always get it, too.

Good Girls Quotes

You're like a Stepford mom without a pulse.

Annie [to Beth]

Ruby: So when you wanna do this?
Annie: Well I already bought three automatics and filed off the serial numbers. So, really, name a day.