Grey's Anatomy Season 1 Episode 1: "A Hard Day's Night" Quotes
GEORGE: "So, your bypass surgery tomorrow with Dr. Burke. I hear he,s good. And after that you can have all the bacon flavored soy product you can eat."
PATIENT: "Somebody kill me now."
GEORGE: "I wish I could but... Iâ€™m a healer."
MEREDITH: "Just go to sleep."
KATIE: "I can't sleep, my head's all full."
MEREDITH: "That's called thinking. Go with it."
KATIE: "You are so lost."
MEREDITH: "I am not lost. Okay?"
CRISTINA: "That's the Nazi?"
GEORGE: "I thought the Nazi would be a man."
MEREDITH: "I thought the Nazi would be... a Nazi."
IZZIE: "Maybe it's professional jealousy. Maybe she's brilliant and they call her a Nazi because they're jealous. Maybe she's nice."
CRISTINA: "Let me guess. You're the model."
MEREDITH: "Look, I'm going to go upstairs and take a shower. Okay? And when I get back down here, you won't be here. So goodbye, um..."
MEREDITH: "Derek! Right. Meredith."
MEREDITH: "You know, we donâ€™t have to do the thing."
DEREK: "Oh, we can do anything you want."
MEREDITH: "No, the thing... exchange the details, pretend we care..."
DEREK: "This is..."
MEREDITH: "... Humiliating. On so many levels. You have to go."
DEREK: "Why donâ€™t you just come back down here and weâ€™ll pick up where we left off?"
[narrating] "The game. They say a person either has what it takes to play, or they donâ€™t."MEREDITH
GEORGE: "A shift is a marathon, not a sprint. Eat."
IZZIE: "I can't."
GEORGE: "You should eat something."
IZZIE: "You try eating after performing 17 rectal exams. The Nazi hates me."
GEORGE: "The Nazi's a resident. I have attendings hating me."
MEREDITH: [to Derek] "Stop looking at me like that, like you've seen me naked."
IZZIE: "Hi! I'm Isobel Stevens, but everyone just calls me Izzie."
MIRANDA: "I have five rules. Memorize them. Rule number one, don't bother sucking up. I already hate you, that's not gonna change."