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[to Steve] "There'll be lots of labs, lots of needles, lots of painful procedures. Procedures which might make you wish you never had a penis. You sure you don't want to change your story?"

MIRANDA

[to Mer & Cristina] "Hey! Don't make me chase you down. I'm growing a person here!"

MIRANDA

"It's not my fault you broke the guy's penis."

CRISTINA

IZZIE: [about Alex] "He said it's never happened before."
GEORGE: "That's what we all say. I mean they. That's what they all say."

MEREDITH: "What are you doing here... um... Steve?"
STEVE: "I'm having a little problem."
CRISTINA: "Steve, Steve?"
STEVE: "Actually, I'm having a big problem."
MEREDITH: What?
CRISTINA: [staring] "Steve! Hi, Cristina."
STEVE: [to Mer] "Ever since you...and I... um... it won't go away."
MEREDITH: [sees her staring] "Cristina!"
CRISTINA: "What? It's right there, looking at me! There are so many things I could say right now. Champ!"

CRISTINA: [holds up key]
MEREDITH: "Burke keyed you?"
CRISTINA: "I got freaking keyed before coffee."
MEREDITH: "What is wrong with them?"
CRISTINA: "They're like these 1950s debutantes, one dance and there's a shotgun to your head."

[to Cristina] "They always look so sad when I kick them out. Seriously, why do guys not understand that when you pick them up in a bar and take them home for sex, that there are no picket fences or kids in your future?"

MEREDITH

[to pregnant patient expecting quints] "Guess when you take those fertility pills, you should read the fine print, huh?"

IZZIE

GEORGE: [watches Mer's hookup run out of house] "He's new."
IZZIE: "And I shall name him: Running Guy."

[about Mer's hookup] "Who was it this time? Hairy Back Guy?"

IZZIE

[narrating] "When you're a kid, it's Halloween candy. You hide it from your parents and you eat it until you get sick. In college, it's the heavy combo of youth, tequila and well... you know. As a surgeon, you take as much of the good as you can get because it doesn't come around nearly as often as it should. Because good things aren't always what they seem. Too much of anything, even love, is not always a good thing."

MEREDITH

[to Preston] "So this is... where you live?"

CRISTINA
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Grey's Anatomy Season 2 Episode 10 Quotes

[narrating] "How do you know how much is too much? Too much too soon. Too much information. Too much fun. Too much love, or too much to ask of someone? When is it all just too much for us to bear?"

MEREDITH

IZZIE: "I just... I just need some sex, George. You know, I just, I need sex NOW. You know what I mean?"
GEORGE: "No matter how hard you beg, I am not doing you."

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