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[to Alex] "Was it me? We seemed to be having a normal time."

IZZIE

ALEX: "Still not talking to me?"
OLIVIA: "You gave me syphilis! And I am talking to you. I just don't have anything to say."

[to Mer] "Oh, nice try with the fancy words. He needs an enema, and the answer is no."

CRISTINA

CRISTINA: "What the hell is this?"
PRESTON: "It's a key."
CRISTINA: "Why?"
PRESTON: "Why is it a key? Are we feeling existential this morning?"
CRISTINA: "Well, if the key turns in a lock, and no one asked for the key or even wanted the key, does it make a sound?"

ADDISON: "Dory, this is Dr. Shepherd. He's our head of neurosurgery."
DEREK: "Hi."
DORY: "Oh, another Dr. Shepherd."
ADDISON: "He's my husband, actually."
DORY: "Seriously?"
DEREK: "Mmm-hmm."
DORY: "Wow. Look at you two. Everybody must hate you.
ADDISON: "You have no idea."

[to Izzie] "Don't even pretend that you haven't been judging me since the minute we met."

DORY

[to Steve] "There'll be lots of labs, lots of needles, lots of painful procedures. Procedures which might make you wish you never had a penis. You sure you don't want to change your story?"

MIRANDA

[to Mer & Cristina] "Hey! Don't make me chase you down. I'm growing a person here!"

MIRANDA

"It's not my fault you broke the guy's penis."

CRISTINA
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