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JOE: "This, is my boyfriend-"
CRISTINA: "Yeah, whatever, great. Where's the booze?"
JOE: "I brought a pie."
CRISTINA: "But you're a bartender!"
JOE: "Did you bring a scalpel?"

CRISTINA: "Meredith's a WASP, isn't she? Liquor is like oxygen for WASPs."
GEORGE: Which is... probably why we're out of liquor."

"I'm in the woods. With shotguns and liquor and car talk. It's like Deliverance out here."


MEREDITH: [about her patient] "He was looking at me."
DEREK: "He wasn't looking at you."
MEREDITH: "He was!"
DEREK: "The CT report says he wasn't."
MEREDITH: "Do you want to argue with what I know I saw?"
DEREK: "No, Meredith. I don't want to argue with you any more."

CRISTINA: [to Izzie, re: Burke] "What was I supposed to do? Blow off my boyfriend for Thanksgiving?" [pauses] "I tried to. He wouldn't blow. He's like something sticky that won't blow off."

MIRANDA: "Dr. Kent."
MIRANDA: "I'm the surgical resident assisting you today. I know you're subbing in from Mercy West, so if there's anything I can do to help you-"
VISITING DOCTOR: "Look I'm only here for one day and I don't need my ass kissed. All I need is to tell you what to do and you do it. I don't like mistakes."
MIRANDA: "I don't make mistakes."
VISITING DOCTOR: "Whatever, there's only one resident I want in my OR -- this guy they call the Nazi. Do you know him?"
MIRANDA: "The Nazi?"
VISITING DOCTOR: "He gets a great word of mouth, a stellar rep. Balls the size of Texas."
MIRANDA: "That big? Sounds like an impressively talented man, this 'Nazi.'"
VISITING DOCTOR: "Do you know him or not?"
MIRANDA: "Never heard of him but I'll be sure to keep an eye out."
VISITING DOCTOR: "For now you can work on smaller cases. A guy just came in to curtain three. Page me if you get confused."
MIRANDA: "I'll be sure to do that."

"Surgeries, Grey! Lots and lots of surgeries. The stupidity of the human race, Grey. Be thankful for that."

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