Lemon: He wants to make me dinner, that's code for he hates my cookin' right?
Annabeth: Sweetie, he wants to have sex.

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Rose: Oh my God, we're going to a Breeland party.
Magnolia: Just don't invite any of your loser friends.

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Light is the enemy of sex...

Annabeth

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Tom says we have to kiss three times a day...

Wanda

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I'm getting a little tired of having to appreciate you by myself, if you catch my drift.

Wade [to Zoe]

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Lemon: I have evolved Magnolia and I'm trying to be a better person.
Magnolia: Are you going soft on me? Don't you go soft on me!

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Wow, you literally scared the poo out of him.

Wade

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We are all dying, just at different rates.

Zoe

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[About her mom] Don't let her drink gin... Don't let her talk to men while drinking gin.

Wanda

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That's my mother. The cringy part is the four bravo shows wrapped in one very small woman.

Wanda

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This better not effect my Rav-4!!

Magnolia

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So Max is a frog?

Rose

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