Favorite Hart of Dixie Quotes
Zoe: Picture me with both guys... Who do I look happier with?
Lavon: You really need to get a girlfriend
Conor: Why you avoiding George Tucker?
Wade: He suspects I have something that he believes he should have. If he found out I, in fact, did have it. He would be upset.
Conor: What do you have?
Wade: Uh... Um... A cookie.
Last night, while George was calling off his wedding, I was having sex with Wade
Zoe
Zoe: Ever since we become monogamous, we have been sleeping less than ever.
Lavon: No details necessary.
I still think number six is doable, all we need is a helicopter and a tiny monkey.
Wade
Lavon: I couldn't sleep last night. Saw something that upset me.
Zoe: Was it Wade and Joelle making out on his porch again? That woman kisses like she's eating corn.
Wade: Sometimes I just think you're just the saddest person in the world. You're always looking over your shoulder wondering what life should be instead of taking it for what it is. You're not honest about what makes you happy. You what I'm going to do tonight, I'm going to go home and play video games for two or three hours.
Zoe: Oh, good for you. Dream big.
Wade: What I'm not going to do is beat myself up for playing video games instead of saving the world. If I wanted to save the world, hell, I'll do it tomorrow.
Zoe: If you have time between video games.
Wade: EXACTLY! Cause it's my choice. Just like it was your choice to stay in Bluebell, just like it was your choice to be a G.P. instead of a super sonic space surgeon or whatever. And it was your choice to go to bed with me. Clearly and something about everyone of those choices make you happy. The problem is they don't match up with the picture you made up in your head about what your life should be.
Zoe: I have gone years with out sex!
Lavon: Yeah, that may be the problem...
Zoe: Wade did not break with up with. I am so much happier without him because now I can focus on more important things. Like trying to figure out how to redirect air traffic with my mind.
Lavon: Your mom is almost here?
Lavon: Zoe, I really don't get how you still don't know this, but Wade likes you.
Zoe: What? No, maybe he did before, but definitely not now.
Zoe: Who knows, maybe you'll find something that you like in life other than cars and beer?
Wade: You really think I'm that shallow?
Zoe: I'm sorry... And naked women.
Wade: Thank you!
I'm giving you my cold face. Hardcore, right?
Zoe
