How'd I get surrounded by such crazy and irrational women?!

Brick

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• Added: April 18, 2014

I will be having sex tonight and enjoying my own liberation

Lemon

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• Added: April 18, 2014

The house I'm living in smells like icy hot and cruelty

Magnolia

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• Added: April 18, 2014

I see right through your donut Gainey, there's a hole!

Lavon

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• Added: April 18, 2014

Dating a Gainey in Bluebell is almost as bad as dating a Florida State fan

Annabeth

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• Added: April 18, 2014

(to Zoe) every conversation we've had about boys always ends up me telling you one thing and you doing another

Lavon

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• Added: April 18, 2014