Nothing kills a dinner party like the guest of honor being killed.

Annabeth

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• Added: October 14, 2013

I just hope my next fake girlfriend isn't so bossy

Wade

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• Added: October 14, 2013

Lemon: Wade and I are dating for very complicated reasons.
Cricket: Abs.

• Permalink: Wade and I are dating for very complicated reasons. Abs.
• Added: October 14, 2013

[To Wade] By the way, you need some mouthwash.

Lemon

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• Added: October 14, 2013

Lemon: I have a reputation to uphold!
Wade: Says the girl screwin' Meatball

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• Added: October 14, 2013