It's so lame, it's like moving back in with your parents after college.

Zoe

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• Added: February 10, 2014

Zoe, I just got my ass kicked - I got clocked in the face! It’s sexy right?

Joel

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• Added: February 03, 2014

[To Lavon] I knew after a month of being with you that you were the love of my life.

Annabeth

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• Added: February 03, 2014

Think of the kleenex box cozies!

Tom

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• Added: February 03, 2014

However, I hold the glitter gavel.

Cricket

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• Added: February 03, 2014

You’re sweeter than a box of jelly donuts! Get outta’ here before I eat you up.

Wade

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• Added: February 03, 2014

You ladies better get to the bank and get those singles… For the strippers.

Annabeth

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• Added: February 03, 2014

Shelby: Are you mad at me?
Brick: I could never be mad at you.

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• Added: January 27, 2014

[To George] I guess I was your band-aid.

Lynly

• Permalink: I guess I was your band-aid.
• Added: January 27, 2014

[To Zoe] Let's do it, let's buy a house. I'm all in.

Joel

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• Added: January 27, 2014

[To Harley Jr.] Zoe Hart will win you over.

Wade

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• Added: January 27, 2014

[To Wade] He says he's going to kill oyu in your sleep unless you break up with my mom.

Harley Jr

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• Added: January 27, 2014