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Lavon: I couldn't sleep last night. Saw something that upset me.
Zoe: Was it Wade and Joelle making out on his porch again? That woman kisses like she's eating corn.

How about fire ants in his underwear drawer? That'll leave a mark.

Zoe

Zoe: Well, do you think you could be done with him by 11?
Joelle: Why?
Zoe: Oh, man, this is awkward. I thought Wade told you. See, all that fighting we do, it's foreplay. Tell Wade I am sorry I let the cat out of the bag. But, still, if you could be done with him by 11 that would be fantastic.

Lavon: Zoe, Wade just text me, he says it's an emergency. You need to go home.
Zoe: As if I 'm gonna fall for that. Nice try Wade. Lavon, text him back and tell him to blow it out his wazoo.

I lost our save the date cards because I'm having doubts.

George

Lemon: Wade! Mimosa!
Wade: Not a waiter Lemon. Bartender.

Wade: Lemon, another beer.
Lemon: You snap those fingers at me one more time Wade, and I'll swear to God I will chop them off that dainty little hand of yours.

George: The three of us used to hang out all the time back in high school.
Wade: Yeah, when she was fun.

They don't like my New York flag, they don't even like my shorts.

Zoe

It's a medical emergency Doc! Lemon might have killed someone.

Wade

Good news, he's not gay.

Gigi

Gigi: You defended a fanny pack.
Zoe: I know, that was weird.

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Hart of Dixie Season 1 Quotes

If that line ever works for you, tell that poor girl to come to my office so I can dispense her some medicine.

Zoe

Okay, we don't get ticks in New York City. Kind of like how you guys don't get movies not made by Michael Bay.

Zoe

Hart of Dixie Season 1 Music

  Song Artist
Song Hold On Wilson Phillips iTunes
Good-girls-go-bad Good Girls Go Bad Cobra Starship iTunes
Susanna Susanna Trickbag iTunes
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