Hart of Dixie Season 1 Quotes
Lavon: I couldn't sleep last night. Saw something that upset me.
Zoe: Was it Wade and Joelle making out on his porch again? That woman kisses like she's eating corn.
How about fire ants in his underwear drawer? That'll leave a mark.Zoe
Zoe: Well, do you think you could be done with him by 11?
Zoe: Oh, man, this is awkward. I thought Wade told you. See, all that fighting we do, it's foreplay. Tell Wade I am sorry I let the cat out of the bag. But, still, if you could be done with him by 11 that would be fantastic.
Lavon: Zoe, Wade just text me, he says it's an emergency. You need to go home.
Zoe: As if I 'm gonna fall for that. Nice try Wade. Lavon, text him back and tell him to blow it out his wazoo.
I lost our save the date cards because I'm having doubts.George
Lemon: Wade! Mimosa!
Wade: Not a waiter Lemon. Bartender.
Wade: Lemon, another beer.
Lemon: You snap those fingers at me one more time Wade, and I'll swear to God I will chop them off that dainty little hand of yours.
George: The three of us used to hang out all the time back in high school.
Wade: Yeah, when she was fun.
They don't like my New York flag, they don't even like my shorts.Zoe
It's a medical emergency Doc! Lemon might have killed someone.Wade
Good news, he's not gay.Gigi
Gigi: You defended a fanny pack.
Zoe: I know, that was weird.