Lemon: Daddy, really, scotch for breakfast?
Brick: I agree but my mom is unbearable!

• Permalink: I agree but my mom is unbearable!
• Added: October 29, 2013

[To Wade] I think you're getting with every unavailable women you can because you can't have the one unavailable woman that you want.

George

• Permalink: I think you're getting with every unavailable women you can because you can't have...
• Added: October 29, 2013

Lavon doesn't want to go to see Beyonce!

Annabeth

• Permalink: Lavon doesn't want to go to see Beyonce!
• Added: October 29, 2013

As far as your book goes, Cricket, you know where you can shove it!

Lemon

• Permalink: As far as your book goes, Cricket, you know where you can shove ...
• Added: October 22, 2013

I'm like a ship without a port!

Zoe

• Permalink: I'm like a ship without a port!
• Added: October 22, 2013

Lemon, just remember, the sun will come out tomorrow!

Zoe

• Permalink: Lemon, just remember, the sun will come out tomorrow!
• Added: October 22, 2013

I've been trying to unfriend Cameron Lynch since before Facebook was invented!

Brick

• Permalink: I've been trying to unfriend Cameron Lynch since before Facebook...
• Added: October 22, 2013

Nothing kills a dinner party like the guest of honor being killed.

Annabeth

• Permalink: Nothing kills a dinner party like the guest of honor being kille...
• Added: October 14, 2013

I just hope my next fake girlfriend isn't so bossy

Wade

• Permalink: I just hope my next fake girlfriend isn't so bossy
• Added: October 14, 2013

Lemon: Wade and I are dating for very complicated reasons.
Cricket: Abs.

• Permalink: Wade and I are dating for very complicated reasons. Abs.
• Added: October 14, 2013

[To Wade] By the way, you need some mouthwash.

Lemon

• Permalink: By the way, you need some mouthwash.
• Added: October 14, 2013

Lemon: I have a reputation to uphold!
Wade: Says the girl screwin' Meatball

• Permalink: I have a reputation to uphold! Says the girl screwin' Meatball
• Added: October 14, 2013