Homeland
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Praise God for sending me a human shield.
Haqqani
Who in God's name told you threats get you anywhere in this country?
Martha
Lockhart; Money talks.
Quinn: You're shouting, Carrie.
Carrie: Because we need to figure this out! What am I, just talking to myself here?
Lockhart: Hey! What's gotten into you?
Carrie: Nothing. Pfft. Nothing.
Lockhart: We all get the stakes here.
Carrie: Right: Pfft. I know. Pfft.
Saul: So many years at war. Aren't you tired of it? I know I am.
Haqqani: Well, you could have just left us alone, you know. [chuckles]
Saul: After you hit us on 9/11? I don't think so.
Haqqani: Please. By all means, speak freely but also honestly. We did not fly those planes into the World Trade Center. Bin Laden did.
Haqqani: Only Islam offers a formula for creating a just Godly society.
Saul: Your version of Islam is regressive and backward.
Haqqani: Whatever the prophet did, we must follow.
Saul: Subjugate women? Slaughter the non-believers? Strap on suicide bombs? I hardly remember reading that in the Hadith.
Haqqani: Be careful my friend.
Saul: You have taught an entire generation to live with one foot in the afterlife.
Saul: You just executed your nephew and before that you sacrificed his family in an air strike. How is that nessary?
Haqqani: You point your finger at Islam, but if Christianity is to be judged by the misery it has caused mankind, who would ever be a Christian?
Saul: I'm a Jew.
Haqqani: Yeah, well...
Brody: Is it so hard to believe?
Carrie: I want to. I want to believe.
Brody: Then do.
Don't do it. Don't do it. Nothing they ask. Don't do it. Not anything. Not a fuckin' thing. You tell them to go to fuckin' hell. They can go to fuckin' hell!
Saul
Carrie: Oh. So the police were following me.
Aasar: Only after you beat up a security guard and started shooting people with you fingers.
Carrie: Oh. That's what I was doing. Well, maybe that's because someone fucked with my meds.
Aasar: What?
Carrie: My pills, that I rely on. I'm wondering if someone tampered with them. I guess you don't think it's out of the question.
Quinn: Carrie! Where have you been? What happened?
Carrie: We have a breach, here at the embassy. Someone switched out my meds.
Carrie: So what's the plan?
Lockhart: What plan? There's no plan. No one wants this. Not us. Not the White House. Not Saul, especially not Saul! But I will not have my predecessor joining Daniel Pearl and Jim Foley with their heads in a basket! So you tell me. What do we do?
Carrie: Because Abu Nazir is playing the long game. This way no one expects a thing.
Saul: Except you?
Carrie: Except me.
