Look, whatever you're going to do I have total faith that it will be the right thing for you and everyone but it's hard for me to stand here and go on about being here for Grace no matter what without making it clear that the same thing goes for you, times ten.

Marshall

I was going to take you bungee jumping. I have a coupon.

Mark

Seriously, look at his face. It looks like a pug got tossed in the dryer.

Mary

It blows right past how do you sleep at night territory and right into the heart of darkness.

Marshall

Leonard? He's a baby he's not a retired CPA from Scranton.

Mary

What the hell is code pink around here? Sending the guy with the mop to look both ways in the parking lot.

Stan

Holy crap. Did you go to Costco or buy a Costco?

Mary

Don't get all Julie McCoy on me. This isn't the Love Boat. There isn't going to be a double wedding.

Mary

Whoa, wait. That's what they're going to drive the kid around in? Some junked out background car from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Mary
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