That was Granny's gone wild, knitting, porno weirdness.

Mary

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I've got Delia scouring Monster.com for butter churning gigs.

Mary

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Evita? Great, she got her hooker name in summer stock.

Mary

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So that community protection? What are they, off nights?

Mary

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When you're looking for a meth lab or a chop shop, I'm your gal. Knitting, not my thing.

Abigail

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Mary: One more thing...
Marshall: I'm not giving you my pie.
Mary: Hoarder.
Marshall: Glutton.

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The Amish, super crappy cell service.

Mary

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One man's slice of heaven is another man's hell hole.

Mary

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