Issa: Y’all, this is the first time that there is nothing in the way of us getting together! So isn’t that worth exploring?
Molly, Kelli, and Tiffany: No.
Kelly: Uh-uh.
Issa: So y’all just gonna Greek chorus on a bitch?
Molly, Kelli, and Tiffany: Yes!
Kelli: Ya dumb bitch!

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• Added: August 26, 2018

I’m with Molly on with this one. We have to do better! We can’t just leave it all up to Chadwick Boseman.

Tiffany

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• Added: August 26, 2018

Issa: But…we’re not about to waste time on white people. No offense.
Frieda: No. We’ve given white people enough time.

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• Added: August 26, 2018

It’s not like we fucking! Not even a little bit. I mean, has the thought crossed my mind? Yeah. Do I think about it a lot? Duh. Am I thinking about it right now? No. …Yeah.

Issa

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• Added: August 26, 2018

Issa: Bitch, you got a blueberry facial for your dog?
Molly: Mmhm. And a paw massage.
Issa: Well do they take walk-ins? Cause Flava-Flav is gonna look better than me.

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• Added: August 26, 2018