Issa: Ooh! what if I did a New Orleans theme! You think the city would just turn a blind eye to people drinking in the street?

Moly: No girl. That’s how you get arrested.

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• Added: September 17, 2018

Do these cupcakes say “Congratulations on your light-skinned baby"? Right? Cause it’s all light. Every layer is light.

Kelli

• Permalink: Do these cupcakes say “Congratulations on your light-skinned baby"?
• Added: September 17, 2018

Issa: Kelli, shut up! You dont even go to church.
Kelli: I go on important days! Like when I come back from Miami—the Lord knows I get turnt!

• Permalink: Like when I come back from Miami—the Lord knows I get turnt!
• Added: September 17, 2018

The point is, you are single. You are VERY single. You are so single that a tumbleweed just rolled out of your pussy.

Kelli

• Permalink: You are so single that a tumbleweed just rolled out of your pussy.
• Added: September 17, 2018

I don't know what you just said, but do you know who does? God.

Issa

• Permalink: I don't know what you just said, but do you know who does? God.
• Added: September 17, 2018