I've been saving that up for a while so, [sings] that girl was poisoned. And so was that guy with cyanide.

Ravi

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Liv: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Ravi: Are you thinking about searing groin pain?

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I'm keeping my end of the bargain if you're too overwhelmed to return a phone call, maybe you're a little out of your depth.

Peyton

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Dale: So you slept with her then broke up with her, and then the next day you asked me to marry you?
Clive: Yeah, it sounds a lot closer when you say it that way?
Dale: You mean the order in which it happened?

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Ravi: This might be weird, but I think Clive just got me pregnant.
Clive: Let's not joke about that right now.

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Hey, look at me. Nobody puts Ravi in a corner.

Liv

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Michael: So, who died?
Teen zombie: This guy Baron. He was the coyote who brought is here. He saved our lives.
Tween zombie: We saw him take five bullets to the chest.
Michael: That shouldn't kill him.
Tween: It kills most humans.
Michael: He was a human?
Teen: Yeah. All coyotes are humans.

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• Added: May 16, 2019