You woke up in a body bag? I'm not kidding, I literally used to have a reoccurring nightmare about that.

Lowell

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• Added: April 21, 2015

Hey Lowell, so sorry to do this on a message, but I have to cancel. I'm literally seconds away from puking, it hit me out of nowhere, and I'm calling you from the bathroom floor right now. Hope you understand- oh my god, I'm such an idiot, I totally forgot you're a zombie. I can just tell you. I had a bad batch of agoraphobe brain, and I can't get out of my apartment. Okay, bye.

Liv

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• Added: April 21, 2015

Must have donuts. Great, I hate Homer Simpson's brain.

Liv

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• Added: April 21, 2015

I believe the professional term is... bleh.

Ravi

• Permalink: I believe the professional term is... bleh.
• Added: April 21, 2015

I'm a social worker. My insurance covers like one bandaid a year.

Major

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• Added: April 21, 2015