Xo: I know it must have been hard seeing me with someone else.
Rogelio: Oh please! I have hundreds of women lining up to meet me. Literally. So while you're out meeting with your one measly lover, I will be meeting with a matchmaker.

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Rafael: I already told you if I disagreed, I'm gonna push back.
Jane: Yeah, but I was hoping like once a year.

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Catalina: Come here, Mr. Sweetface!
Narrator: Don't you dare, Mr. Sweetface!

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Rafael: I'm not a Solano.
Narrator: Yes, like I told you. That envelope will change everything.

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Darci: We'd be very compatible parents. Two aging narcissists. We'd only have the kid half the time. The other half we'd get to have lives.
Rogelio: I can't believe you called me aging.

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