And give Petra her watch back, weirdo!

Narrator

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I was paralyzed, and I was forced to lie there and listen to what everybody really thought and said, and things are different now. I can't even tell what's real and what's not, but with the cameras I can. I can go back. I can rewind. I can make sure.

Petra

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Jane: It's not my fault that they shut down the highway.
Michael: I never said it was.
Jane: Then would you stop giving me dirty looks?
Michael: This is not dirty looks. This is just my swollen, puffy, melting, Mickey Rourke face.

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Rogelio: If we find ourselves overcome with desire and are unable to make it through the entrees, we can always finish our meal at home. I, for one, am always ravenous after lovemaking.
Darci: Darci Rule Number 12 - Never lay it on too thick. It makes you look desperate.
Rogelio: Rogelio De La Vega's not now, nor has he ever been desperate.
Darci: Classic narcissism paired with a third person reference. I see it all the time from my A-listers. I didn't think I'd get it from you though.
Rogelio: Are your trying to say I'm not an A-lister?
Darci: Are you trying to say that you are?

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Rogelio: At this moment, I would love to grab you in my embrace and kiss you, but I must ask first since Donald Trump has ruined romance for all of us.
Narrator: Along with a lot of other things.

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Rogelio: Okay, I have a boner.
Darci: Rogelio.
Rogelio: Not a physical boner. An emotional one. An "emoner" if you will.

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