Jane the Virgin
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on The CWJane the Virgin Season 3 Episode 1: "Chapter Forty-Five" Quotes
Michael: I'm not interested in being in love triangle with you and Sam.
Jane: It's not a love triangle. I hardly know you.
Michael: Exactly, I don't know if I even like you.
Jane: Well, then why did you bring me soup?
Michael: I don't know. I wish I didn't. You know what, have a nice life with Sam, the lawbreaker.
Jane: You know what, you have a good life with your cat.
Michael: How do you know about my cat?
Jane: Your profile picture, weirdo.
Michael: That's 'cause she just died. Thanks for bringing that up, jackass.
Jane: Okay, sorry about your cat, but you don't have to call me a jackass. Dick!
You know how I always say he's my best friend? Well, I mean it.
Rogelio
Jane: We talked about who would take out the trash and when we would have another baby, not what I should do if there was a bullet near his spine. I don't know what the right answer is.
Alba: There isn't a right answer. Only what Michael would do. And you are his wife. You know him better than anyone.
Michael: We had something. That kiss was magic.
Narrator: There's that word again.
Jane: The magic of tequila.
Michael: Let me kiss you again, sober.
Jane: Why won't you give up?
Michael: Because I'm a fighter. You should know that about me. I'm a fighter.
Jane: You're okay. You're really okay.
Michael: Wait, who are you?
Narrator: No, not amnesia!
Michael: I'm just kidding.
Jane: Oh my god! Oh my god! I hate you! I love you! I love you! I love you so much!
Xo: I'm not having the baby. I didn't want to have a baby with you, who I love so much. I'm not having a baby with Esteban.
Rogelio: Well that's your choice. Either way, I'm here.
