Jane the Virgin
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on The CWJane the Virgin Season 3 Episode 5: "Chapter Forty-Nine" Quotes
Petra: I tried nice. And I was freaking paralyzed and nobody even noticed. So I am done with nice.
Narrator: Get ready, friends. The bitch is back.
Scott: You are the most incredible woman I've ever been with.
Petra: Stop.
Scott: No, I mean it. You came from nowhere, and you've made yourself into this total badass. Anyway, I won't argue. I mean, if you're willing to walk away from this hotel, which is all your blood, sweat, and tears, well then you can walk away from anything... even me.
Rafael: And yeah you're right. You were engaged. I didn't think about it, and I'm sorry.
Michael: And I'm sorry for getting insecure about your muscles.
Narrator: Hey, we all did.
You're always so sure you're right. Well you're not. Not about this.
Alba
It should be noted Rogelio felt Michael's sharing was a cry for help, which by the way it wasn't... at all.
Narrator
Petra: Now listen closely because you're going to jail unless you do exactly as I say.
Narrator: And friends, that's when Petra said the scariest thing Anezka ever heard.
Petra: First, I want you to break up with Scott.
Rogelio: Well, Michael and Xiomara already have seen my penis. So will you be comfortable seeing it 40 feet high?
Jane: I'm not even comfortable having this conversation.
Michael: You like baseball?
Rafael: Football.
Michael: Sure, sure, sure. Game of Thrones? Hodor! Hodor!
Rafael: You know I'm really not a big talker in the gym.
Michael: Right, got to focus on the reps.
Narrator: Sorry, I just can't watch this any longer.