Jane the Virgin
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on The CWJane the Virgin Season 3 Episode 3: "Chapter Forty-Seven" Quotes
And that, my friends, is how Jane and Michael got their groove back.
Narrator
Jane: This is so stupid! I'm married. I wanted it to be gone. I don't know. I just.. I feel weird. Like... I lost something, like a part of my identity.
Xo: Yeah, I get that. And I blame the flower.
Jane: What?
Xo: It's perfect, untouched. Then crumple it up, now it's ruined.
Jane: I know I'm not ruined.
Xo: But you feel like you lost something, and you didn't. You just gained something. A whole new dimension of your life, your relationship.
Okay, you know what, I just need you to stay out of this, Gloria Estefan. I'm so sorry, Gloria Estefan.
Jane
Who cares? No one's even heard of this network anyway. It's the armpit of American television.
Rogelio
Rogelio: The CW is interested in doing an American adaptation of The Passions of Santos.
Jane: What's The CW? Like a... like a streaming thing?
Rogelio: No, no. It's a huge network. Look it up. Amazing shows. Fabulous lineups.
Celebrity friendships need to be very carefully calibrated. Someone like Paulina you ask a favor every seven years. Someone like Gloria, every 20 years. Now, Oprah... you just don't ask favors. Your best bet is to ask Gayle.
Rogelio
Rose: I've always loved you.
Luisa: Why are you talking in that creepy voice?
Rose: It wasn't supposed to be creepy, it was supposed to be sexy. See, I don't even know how to talk to you anymore.
That's what's been missing from your writing. You're writing romance, but romance without sex, it's just, you know... fantasy stuff.
Professor Donaldson
Okay, I've had sex. I am now a person who's had sex.
Jane
Michael: I want it to be good for you.
Jane: It's gonna be perfect because it's you.
