Narrator: And friends, that's when Mateo said his first word.
Mateo: Dada.
Narrator: Unfortunately, he said it to the wrong man.

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My hand should be chewed off by wolves.

Aneska

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God doesn't need to see boobies as you enter the Holy Sacrament of Marriage.

Alba

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Michael: Don't "what list" me. I know there's a list of instructions you're dying to send me. Just email them to me. I want to do this right. The more detailed, the better.
Jane: You're really turning me on right now.

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