Jane: So, yes. I'll give you my eggs.
Lina: Wow, thanks so, so much, but actually, I don't want them.
Jane: What? Why not? I mean, they're really great eggs. I got pregnant literally the first time sperm even touched one.

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Mateo: I love your eggs, Mommy. I want more.
Narrator: Looks like everyone wants Jane's eggs these days.
Mateo: But not the Lina eggs, the scrambled ones.

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Apparently, I'm the problem. Something's not working. Anyway, turns out, I could have been way sluttier in high school.

Lina

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Since this is my second wedding, I was thinking I could go a little non-traditional. But not too non-traditional, I don't want to scare my Abuela.

Jane

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