Rafael: Oh Petra, honestly, back off. I'm not in the mood. I'm tired.
Petra: You're tired? I'm full term with twins.

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Jane was ready. The time was right. What were they waiting for? And so they finally had sex. Lots and lots of sex. Just kidding! Geez, why are you all so obsessed with that anyway?

Narrator

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Xo: I did not sleep around, mom. Do not make me feel like a slut.
Alba: I'm not.
Xo: You are, like you always have, and I am not. I am just a normal woman who enjoys having sex, and you have made me feel like crap about it my entire life, and that's why I'm so pissed!

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Petra: Where's that book signing? We're going to get her to admit it.
Jane: You want to help me?
Petra: Okay, don't make it into a thing alright. I'm overdue with twins. I'm looking to yell at someone.

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Suck it up, and push those babies out.

Jane

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Michael: Are you breaking up with me now?
Jane: Never! No! I'm just saying I don't want to go back because we're better now, and I want you to know that you are absolutely who I want, and I'm not going anywhere.

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