We'll see how nicknames develop.

Rogelio

There are many Jesus Christs, there is only one Jane.

Rogelio

Jane: You didn't get an epidural.
Alba: Why do you think your mother is an only child?

Is this as fast as you can go? Didn't you ever see Speed?

Gabrielle

I don't want to get a reputation of being difficut...again.

Rogelio

Rogelio: I'm not afraid of anything, except acne and leprechauns.
Xo: Leprechauns aren't real.
Rogelio: I know what I saw!

Abort, abort. The situation, I mean.

I'd like to trust you. But I did that once, remember? And then you turned back into huge bitch again, basically.

Rogelio: Once I secure my Tony, all that remains is an E.G.O.
Alba: Pretty sure you've got that covered.

I get it. I just think you gave up the wrong thing.

Luisa

You know that feeling when a great idea comes to you? [ding, ding] OK, that was just a happy coincidence.

Narrator

Jane, I assume this parent trap was your doing. I love that movie, but this is not going to work.

Rogelio

Jane the Virgin Season 1 Quotes

Jane: Oh, I'm no good at this stuff. So, instead of telling you the reasons that I love you, I'm going to tell you the reasons that I don't. I don't love you because you're smart and kind. I don't love you because you're hardworking and competitive and way too defensive.
Michael: I'm not defensive.
Jane: I don't love you because you're incredibly sexy. I love you because you're my best friend and I want to grow old with you. And right now, I am confused about every single thing in my life, except you.

Rafael: No, I really think we've met.
Jane: I don't usually wear clam shells.
Rafael: Oh, the strip club on Piscayne?
Jane: Jerk.