Law & Order: SVU
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I'm a second generation D.A. I'm used to cops giving me the stink-eye.
Haden
You can be NYPD and believe in civil liberties.
Munch
I help people achieve their own perception of beauty. It's a vision of their true selves.
Jess
If you can live on this planet and not be emotionally disturbed, then you're not a human.
Charlie
That would be true, if I was here.
Charlie
I don't mess with people's ears, except with my music.
Seth
Rollins: Jason, you may have been hiding behind a goat mask...
Jason: I was a donkey.
Rollins:...but we know you raped her.
You can't unscrew the top of a salt shaker, and then be surprised when it spills on the table.
Caresi
Perry's mom, wow. The boyfriend's got his hands full with that one.
Caresi
This phone does not have lasers in it, I promise you.
Benson
As the last good Samaritan in this dying society, I alone saved her.
Charlie
Fin: I will never understand white people.
Amaro: Cuban-Italian.
Fin: Still doesn't make that right.