Law & Order: SVU
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Mrs. Mauer: Here's some Latin for you. Like father, like son. Maybe Emerson took after his old man.
Carisi: Did you just throw your son under the bus?
Getz: This is a men's room.
Benson: We looked for you in the little girl's room, but you weren't there. Mind if we talk to you?
Getz: Am I under arrest?
Rollins: Not if you come with us voluntarily.
Getz: [on phone] I'm being harassed, babe. Call Abrams and tell him to meet me at -
Benson: Special Victims Unit.
Getz: Mind if I zip up first? Or do you want to do it for me, sweetheart?
Benson: Hard pass. Wash your hands, sweetie.
Churlish: The way McGrath tells it, I have 30 days. 3-0.
Benson: To do what?
Churlish: To impress you.
Javon: Last spring, I hurt my back. I got hooked on Oxy. I'm clean now.
Benson: Why didn't you just tell us that?
Javon: Because I want to move up. Drivers get better pay. I didn't want you telling my boss I was at a meeting.
Pilar. When Sydney told me you were waiting, she neglected to tell me how gorgeous you are.
Tobias
Man: 5-0 is always 5 minutes late.
Woman: No cameras for our security but plenty of mug shots for our boys.
Fin: We're SVU, not the warrant squad.
Chris: I can't be sure, but she didn't say no.
Barba: She didn't say no or you didn't hear it?
No. Before my daughter went to college, I heard her friends saying they would accuse a boy of rape if he didn't call them back.
Chris' Mom
I survived losing my husband. I can survive losing my best friend. But I will not lose this trial.
Zoe
Snake: It's a rage joint, it's a release. A lot better than taking pills. But I don't expect you to understand what life is like for me.
Fin: Yeah, it's real hard being rich.
He sure ain't helping himself.
Fin
Cosgrove: Why don't we go in?
Benson: No. We're not doing this cowboy.