Bruno: You know what the secret to life is?
Churlish: No, why don't you explain it to me?
Bruno: The secret to life is coming to peace with the fact that we're all going to die. But in the meantime, we have to live, so come out with me for an hour and then you can come back here and rearrange your pens.

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[Bars are] the place where men meet women and women meet the person most l likely to murder them.

Churlish

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Velasco: I've been making progress on that guy we talked about.
Benson: Your friend who murdered some people?
Velasco: Yeah, Chili. Nothing solid yet, but I have some leads.
Benson: How hard you been trying?

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Muncy: Why did you get divorced?
Abby: I thought he'd change. He thought I wouldn't.

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Benson: Your brother is way too good at this.
Muncy: He just knows how to code-switch.
Velasco: He's fluent in meathead.

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Churlish: The way McGrath tells it, I have 30 days. 3-0.
Benson: To do what?
Churlish: To impress you.

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