Trish: I am so sorry I kept you up, but did you just sneak a look at my phone?
Roger: I didn't sneak. I thought you were in a group chat with Eddie Murphy and Steve Harvey's moustache.

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• Added: November 21, 2017

Dude. Chillax. Surf lingo.

Avery [to Murtaugh]

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Trish: You traumatized Scottie Pippen.
Murtaugh: I know, but not like the Detroit Pistons did back with the bad -- no that's not a basketball joke we're going to do anymore.

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• Added: November 21, 2017

Friends don't send suggestive emojis.

Roger

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• Added: November 21, 2017

Tea? This early in the morning? C'mon, Cahill.

Riggs

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• Added: November 21, 2017