Lethal Weapon
Tuesdays 8:00 PM on FOXLethal Weapon Season 1 Episode 12: "Brotherly Love" Quotes
Riggs: I do know CPR.
Murtaugh: Put your lips on me...I'll shoot you.
Pawn shop guy: Love is forever. Don't you ever forget that.
Riggs: I couldn't agree more.
Dr. Cahill: Where's your ring?
Riggs: It came off in the water. It came down to it or me...so.
Dr. Cahill: Was that an easy choice?
Riggs: You kidding? It's just a piece of metal.
There's something you need to know. There is not a person in this division, hell in the entire PD, that thinks you're damaged goods, so get that out of your head.
Avery
Two big duffel bags full of stolen cocaine. Let's go clean up the city.
Murtaugh
You're the detective. Detect.
Trish
Go ahead. Get all shrinky on me.
Riggs
How do you get that big 'ole heart into that tiny little perfect body?
Murtaugh
Isn't the statute of limitations on a grudge up like after 15 years?
Murtaugh
Murtaugh: Hey, why don't you write something about a coroner with a big ass afro who keeps looking for love in all the dead places? [Riggs and Murtaugh laugh]
Scorsese: It's always the bald guys with the hair jokes. It's all you have left.
Murtaugh: Look, that's your future. [points at his bald head] Look into the crystal ball.
