Eliot: I got hit by a car!

Parker: (mocking) "I got hit by a car" ... Get over it!

We have to convince them that they need us. It will be tough, and they might shoot you a little.


Hardison: How is this car going to get Lefty's attention? 

Parker: You bring a car like this to a local chop-shop, they all know a new player is in town. Besides this is Lefty's car.

Sophie: Do you know why driving this car is like making love to a beautiful woman?

Customer: Because I have never done either?

Penzer: You want to buy Veronica here?
Nate: Veronica? I thought Betty was the fast one.

That was hotter than Mr Toad's wild ride.

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