She's 20 pounds of nuts in a 5 pound sack!

Eliot

"That's 20 pounds of crazy in a 5 pound bag."

Eliot

All right lets go break the law just one more time

Nate

Nathan: All right, let's go get Sophie.
Eliot: What the hell is a Sophie?

Pierson: Don't you want money?
Nathan: This particular project has a different revenue stream.

Alec: I'm just very good at what I do.
Parker: This is the score! The score!
Alec: Age of the geek, baby.
Eliot: Somebody kiss this man so I don't have to.

Eliot: He tried to kill us.
Parker: More importantly he didn't pay us.
Eliot: How is that more important?
Parker: I take that personally.
Eliot: There's somethin' wrong with you.

Leverage Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Alec: I'm just very good at what I do.
Parker: This is the score! The score!
Alec: Age of the geek, baby.
Eliot: Somebody kiss this man so I don't have to.

Eliot: He tried to kill us.
Parker: More importantly he didn't pay us.
Eliot: How is that more important?
Parker: I take that personally.
Eliot: There's somethin' wrong with you.