Dan: Where'd you learn to pick a lock like that?
Ella: My grandma.

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Trixie: Why is there bad people in the world?
Amenadiel: I really don't know. There might be bad people in the world, but there's a lot more good people in it.
Trixie: Really?
Amenadiel: Like all the good people helping your mom.

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Dr. Linda: I'm going to give you 60 seconds then re-surge your heart.
Lucifer: Sixty seconds? I've had orgasms that last longer.

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Dan: You have illegal contacts?
Ella: You don't?

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Do you guys do this a lot? Like celestial planning sessions?

Dr. Linda

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Take a swing and I'll shove that so far up your ass you'll have splinters in your stool.

Lucifer

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My word is my bond.

Lucifer

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Chloe: I don't want Trixie getting scared seeing my like this. Do I look okay?
Lucifer: You look heaven sent.

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Are you done having your whisper fight? Just make out already. Get it over with!

Ella

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