Lucifer
Fridays on NetflixLucifer Season 2 Episode 9: "Homewrecker" Quotes
Whoever put together this brochure should get special treatment in Hell.
Lucifer
Welcome to Los Angeles. City of reinvention where you can become whoever you want.
Lucifer
He's got a stick so far up his arse you can see it when he yawns.
Lucifer
That was somewhere I was sent as punishment, like the DMV, but with less screaming.
Lucifer
Dr. Martin: I find that people make Los Angeles their home for one of two reasons: They're running from something, or looking for something.
Someone really popped his cork.
Ella
I was the kind of kid who did jigsaw puzzles face side down.
Ella
The demon is talking, but not making any sense. Typical, I suppose.
Charlotte
Dr. Linda had a crash course on celestial beings. It only melted her brain for about a week.
Lucifer
As any parent knows, the best time to get anything done is when everyone else is asleep.
Chloe
I think you did come to Los Angeles looking for something. But, I also think you've stopped, because maybe you've found it?
Dr. Martin
