Sometimes we are what we are. You should embrace that.

How do you afford this place? Do you take bribes?

Oh, sorry. Am I interrupting some creepy foreplay you two have?

Decker

Lucifer: So, you're part of a family dynasty like me. No wonder we get on so well. How did you rebel?
Decker: What do you mean?

You can take your ultimatum and shove it up your feathered hole.

Dan: Go home. Take your weird club owner sidekick with you before I arrest him.
Decker: For what?
Dan: Let's start with smoking pot at a crime scene.

Dr. Martin: Sometimes it's easier to make intimate issues about something bigger than yourself.
Lucifer: Well, there are a few things bigger than myself.
Dr. Martin: I'm well aware.

You see, what I hate more than anything is a liar. A charlatan. Someone who doesn't believe in what they say.

Lucifer Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

Dr. Martin: Sometimes it's easier to make intimate issues about something bigger than yourself.
Lucifer: Well, there are a few things bigger than myself.
Dr. Martin: I'm well aware.

You see, what I hate more than anything is a liar. A charlatan. Someone who doesn't believe in what they say.

Lucifer