Lucifer
Fridays on NetflixLucifer Season 2 Episode 7: "My Little Monkey" Quotes
Look, people like you. they find you helpful, like duct tape or a trusty socket wrench. I want you to teach me your secret. I want you to show me how to be a tool.
Lucifer [to Dan]
Dr. Martin: You're a demon. Lucifer is the devil. How am I supposed to get over that?
Maze: He's still the same old Lucifer. You're still Dr. Linda Martin. And, I'm still Maze. What's changed?
Order off menu for once. Maze and I certainly won't judge.
Lucifer
If I'm going to take this guy down, I need my partner, and that's you. Lucifer Morningstar.
Chloe
Never fear. Luci-Dan is here.
Lucifer
I think for the sake of the detective, I'm going to take a time-out from my Dans-formation.
Lucifer
Trixie: Do you like little kids?
Maze: I've dealt with filthy, screaming humans before. At least these are smaller.
People like you. They find you helpful like duct tape or a trusted socket wrench.
Lucifer
I'm going to learn how to douche.
Lucifer
Chloe: There's no way you can help me right now. You're just...you're too you.
Lucifer: Yes, you're right, detective. Being me seems to be a problem, doesn't it?
