So you're kissing now? Right. Maybe that explains why you won't have sex with me.

Lucifer

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• Added: March 29, 2016

Dan: Okay, Monkey. Surprise. You get to eat chocolate cake in bed tonight.
Trixie: Why?
Dan: Does it matter?

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• Added: March 29, 2016

I hate it when people fight over me.

Trixie

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• Added: March 29, 2016

I'd really hate to be in your head.

Chloe

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• Added: March 29, 2016

Dan: You don't care who you piss off, do you?
Lucifer: Not in the slightest, no.

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• Added: March 29, 2016

I'm stuck in a place I don't belong, and I'm not going anywhere anytime soon. I need to figure out how to be more normal.

Maze

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• Added: March 29, 2016

Honey, your new friend is so delicious.

Penelope Decker

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• Added: March 29, 2016

Don't let your daddy issues cloud your judgment.

Chloe

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• Added: March 29, 2016