Lucifer
Fridays on NetflixLucifer Quotes
Chloe: Maze, just because you happen to have slept with that one murder victim a few weeks ago doesn’t mean that you slept with them all.
Maze: How am I supposed to keep up?
Chloe: With the murder victims or the people you’ve slept with?
Maze: Either.
Ella: Wow. Maze is really settling into her role as your new Lucifer.
He rebelled against Dad. Almighty God, for God’s sake. Since when do we congratulate a convict for serving a sentence?
Michael
Lux is under new management, which means new rules. No one sells drugs in my place… without me getting a piece of the action.
Amenadiel
This whole investigation’s a complete waste of time. I mean… this isn’t even Los Angeles. And you… you’re not her.
Drawn to the bad boys for some reason. But you know, for once I’m thinking I deserve a good guy, you know?
Ella
Maze: So, you’re jealous?
Michael: No. I’m pissed. Lucifer finally does what he’s supposed to do without whining about it and he gets praised?
Chloe: Maze, is that blood?
Maze: Don’t worry about it.
Chloe: Lucifer, is everything okay? You seem different.
Lucifer: Well, for you, it’s only been a couple of months, but down there, time is different. For me, it’s been thousands of years. But the only thing that kept me going… was thinking of you.
Don’t you want to do something impulsive, inappropriate, sinful?
Chloe
Lee: Are you sure this is my hell?
Lucifer: Well who else’s would it be?
Lee: I don’t know, but I’m thinking that you’re just here torturing yourself.
Ella: Wait, wait, wait. Lucifer’s back? Like, seriously back?
Chloe: Uh-huh, yeah.
Ella: Huh. Full bars, battery’s charged, but no texts or messages. Awesome.
Trixie: Grown-up problems. Not interested. Also, who cares where my mom is?
Lucifer: Well, me for one.
Trixie: It’s game night, and Trixie’s in the house.
