Why don't we just bring Dr. Lyle Evans in here?

Roger

How would you know what this feels like?

Trudy

Peggy: I have a boyfriend.
Joyce: He doesn't own your vagina.
Peggy: No, but he's renting it.

Receptionist: She's kind of pretentious.
Peggy: I know.

It's worse when they notice sometimes.

Allison

Freddy: Can you imagine? Your financial future is in the hands of a room full of 22 year old girls.
Don: Not mine.

My mother was a nurse at the state hospital in Vermont, and that was the last time I saw so many retarded people in one building.

Cosgrove

We're not homosexuals, we're divorced.

Lane

Lane: It's all over the rug.
Don: We'll have to smoke the dress.
Lane: Not familiar with that one.

Don: We're going to the movies.
Lane: Do you think we should?
Don: Does Howdy Doody have a wooden dick?

Althought things are precarious financially, it's been a magnificent year.

Lane

Anna: I'm sorry she broke your heart.
Don: I had it coming.

Mad Men Season 4 Quotes

Roger: What happened there?
Jack: Korea.
Peter: We're grateful for your sacrafice.

Jack: Who is Don Draper?
Don: Excuse me?