Mad Men

Mad Men Quotes

Season 6 Episode 7: "The Crash"

Don: Every time we get a car, this place turns into a whore house.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sally (to Don): And then I realized I don't know anything about you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Girl: I think it's broken.
Don: You can hear that?
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Guy: I hate how dying makes saints out of people.
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Season 6 Episode 6: "Man With a Plan"

Don: It's easy to give up something when you're satisfied.
Sylvia: It's easy to give up something when you're ashamed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted (about Don): He doesn't talk for long stretches, and then he's incredibly eloquent.
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Ted: I have to eat something.
Don: Doesn't ice count.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Sylvia (to Don): I need you, and nothing else will do.
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Burt: You're a real prick, you know that?
Roger: Damn it Burt. You stole my goodbye.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Burt: My clients will leave with me.
Roger: Haha. No one will ever say you weren't funny, Burt.
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Season 6 Episode 5: "For Immediate Release"

Pete: Don't act like you had a plan. You're Tarzan, swinging from vine to vine.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Pete: You don't care about the company! You're already rich!
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Marie: She's the apple that goes in the pig's mouth.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 4: "The Flood"

Pete: How dare you. This cannot be made good. It's shameful. It's a shameful, shameful day!
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Roger: The man knew how to talk. I don't know why, but I thought that would save him. I thought it would solve the whole thing.
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Peggy: What are they doing? They're really still having the awards?
Don: What else are they going to do?
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Peggy: Don't do anything stupid.
Abe: Hey, it's too late. I'm going to Harlem in a tuxedo.
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Peggy: He's the head of accounts. He's like Roger, with bad breath.
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Season 6 Episode 3: "To Have and To Hold"

Sylvia: I pray for you.
Don: For me to come back?
Sylvia: No, for you to find peace.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Harry: I'm sorry my accomplishments happened in broad daylight and I can't be given the same rewards.
 • Rating: Unrated

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