Magnum: The pig wasn't ready, right?
Rick: Not even close.

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Higgins: You can't be serious.
Magnum: I told see you coming up with any ideas.

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Higgins: You didn't buy me a change of clothes?
Magnum: Was I supposed to bring you a change of clothes?

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Rick: Santa, for Christmas, can you pay off my friend Thomas's bar tab?
Magnum: Ho, ho, ho.

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See? I told you, Naughty list.

Santa Magnum [to bratty teen]

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