Peter: Here, come look at this profile pic of this girl that David and Amy are setting me up with.
Chloe: Which one is she?
Peter: The ugly one.
Chloe: How do you know?
Peter: If you're pretty, you're not going to risk having people think that you're the wrong one. But, if you're not pretty, you're counting on it.

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You owe me a pair of shoes. And a tetanus shot.

Dana

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Come on, it's not like I'm the kind of guy who makes everything a joke so if someone gets offended it's their fault.

Peter

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