Marry Me
Tuesdays 9:00 PM on NBCMarry Me Season 1 Episode 4: "Annicurser-Me" Quotes
Gil: Hey, thanks for defending me back there.
Dennah: Don't mention it my lord. I mean seriously, don't mention that we kissed or I'll (bleeping) destroy you.
Gil: My lips are sealed, but still tingling.
(To Liam after he falls) Easy Mr. Bean. We get it, you're British.
Kay
Liam: (To Gil) You are a complete muppet!
Dennah: Hey, nobody talks to Gil that way but us… and his ex wife… his parents… and neighbors… and the occasional barista, but the point is shut up!
Jake: Babe, I know it looks bad, but I am not unlocking my drawer so our friends can just riffle through my stuff. It's private. Weren't you embarrassed when Gil went through your night stand?
Annie: Of course I was. He found dilda radner.
Jake: I still think you should of called it dildo baggins.
Annie: Gilda's my hero.
Annie: You were going to go your whole life avoiding soy just to keep the proposal a surprise?
Jake: Well I love my edamame, but I love my Anniemame more. Ha! Anybody? No. Come on that was gold. God, tough storage room.
Annie: Wait Gil, you're a doomsday prepper?
Gil: We prefer survivalistas.
Annie: And despite this minor power outage resulting in little more than...
Jake: ...You eating out of the trash like a raccoon.
Annie: Well they are highly intelligent animals with opposable thumbs, so I take that as a compliment.
Not to mention tonight has gone off without a curse... hitch.
Jake
