Kevin 1: You really don't think things will change?
Jake: Look man if they do, it's only going to be for the better. Personally, it was the best decision I've ever made. That and my new part [hair]. You know I switched sides.
Kevin 1: Yeah I know. I've been tracking that. It's way better.

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Jake: I wish we were just allowed to say white Kevin and black Kevin. Are we?
Kay: No.
Jake: Racism.

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Kevin 2: I can not believe you would commit to a death machine, but you're not willing to commit to me.
Kevin 1: Oh here we go again.
Kevin 2: Yeah here we go again.
Jake: Wait, where are we going? I don't want to go. Let's stay here. Hang out. Be cool. Chill.

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Annie: Okay, what are some other things the Flemish are known for?
Gil: Well, we were one of the first people to cave to the Germans in World War I before everyone was doing it in World War II.

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You have to try the pancakes. You will be blown away by how terrible they are.

Jake

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Gil: I am 120% Flemish.
Jake: 120?
Gil: We had a little bit of inbreeding going on.
Annie: Why are you proud of that?
Gil: Well, it's nice to have a family that gets along.

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