Marry Me
Tuesdays 9:00 PM on NBCMarry Me Season 1 Episode 3: "Scary Me" Quotes
Jake: Wow babe, you are just like Oprah. You don't have any kids of your own, but you tell everybody else what to do with theirs.
Annie: Awe, you should put that in your vows.
Jake: That was impressive. How'd you know that would work?
Annie: I don't know, I just kinda felt it. When you said he loved me, I realized there was nothing more powerful than withholding love.
Jake: Awe, you are going to make a great mom.
Do we some how just back into kidnapping this kid? I hope he doesn't have any Liam Neeson types in his family.
Jake
Jake: Perfect costume Julie [dressed as a bumble bee]. You know, Annie and I are always talking about how you're such a "b".
Julie: Well I heard...
Jake: [interrupting] No no no no, you're an exceptional "b".
Julie: Okay get it. I got it the first time.
Jake: You're a straight up "b".
Annie: Some of my favorite [Halloween] memories were from when I was little and my dads did their haunted house. All the neighbors said it was as scary as it was gay.
Jake: That seems like a pretty intolerant neighborhood.
Annie: Yeah, we had to move shortly thereafter.
Julie: So we're having a planning/mandatory safety meeting, and I'm required by law to invite every tenant, regardless of their inappropriate sex volume.
Jake: I'm a screamer, what can I say.
Julie: Oh, I was referring to Diane in 6B, but good for you Jake.
Dennah: Two years ago I went as a slutty nurse, and then last year I was a slutty judge, but this year I'm just gonna cut out the middle man and go as a slut.
Annie: We get it, you hate your parents.
